{"title":"GUMBALL POODLE","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/gumball-logo_200x_2x_6062b4b6-b672-4393-907c-3aa22f66c46b.avif?v=1780299533\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"milf","title":"MILF","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese socks will provide comfort and support to MILFs everywhere. If the sock fits... you're f*ckable, you hot mama. 🥵 🥰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Gray Cotton with accents of Teal Nylon, Libby Berry Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47809641414843,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-MILF-01.jpg?v=1780296250"},{"product_id":"rad-dad","title":"RAD DAD","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur 'Rad Dad' socks are perfect for dads everywhere, because even his feet deserve to be as cool as he thinks he is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Crimson AL Cotton with accents of Teal Nylon, Lt Grey Nylon, Red Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47809756037307,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-RADDAD-01.jpg?v=1780296773"},{"product_id":"singapore-pride","title":"SINGAPORE PRIDE","description":"\u003cp\u003eStep into National Pride in style\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRibbed gym socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47809756496059,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-SINGAPOREPRIDE-01.jpg?v=1780296987"},{"product_id":"allergic-to-bullshit","title":"ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you tend to break out in honesty every time someone starts talking nonsense? Try these socks out. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Black Cotton with accents of Lt Grey Nylon, Granite Nylon, Yellow Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892326056123,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-ALLERGICTOBULLSHIT-01.jpg?v=1780293102"},{"product_id":"are-you-over-thinking-what-im-over-thinking","title":"ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all do that thing every once in a while (all the time) where we spiral into deep thought... and then spiral about spiraling. These socks are ideal for those who get lost in their own head—and need some reassuring comfies to get lost with. 🌀😵💫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Purple Cotton with accents of Vegas Gold Nylon, Rust Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892326482107,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-AREYOUOVERTHINKINGWHATI_MOVERTHINKING-01.jpg?v=1780293291"},{"product_id":"baddie","title":"BADDIE","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery step you take reverberates confidence. Strut your stuff in these comfy socks, Baddie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Black Nylon, Maroon Nylon, Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892328612027,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-BADDIE-01.jpg?v=1780293418"},{"product_id":"bitch-blue","title":"BITCH (BLUE)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes all it takes is a single word to let the world know what's up. These socks are the perfect accent to any outfit for all you lovely bitches out there. 💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Cream Nylon, Ed Steel Nylon, Royal Blue Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892328874171,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-BITCH-01.jpg?v=1780293565"},{"product_id":"book-slut","title":"BOOK SLUT","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you like to get between those pages and just bury your face in a nice set of chapters... you're probably a book slut, and these socks are for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, are made in the USA of Crimson AL Cotton with accents of Optic White Nylon, Flash Pink Nylon, Orange Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892330053819,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-BOOKSLUT-01_10f406e5-07cc-4e0d-96ca-88b858d53017.jpg?v=1780293843"},{"product_id":"coffee-is-my-therapist","title":"COFFEE IS MY THERAPIST","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone whose coping skills come fair-trade, in a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Coyote Brown Nylon, Cardinal Nylon, Brass Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892330315963,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-COFFEEISMYTHERAPIST-01.jpg?v=1780293940"},{"product_id":"cool-aunt","title":"COOL AUNT","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet the socks perfect for the fun-loving, rule-bending, starts-drinking-early-at-family-parties aunt in your life. They deserve these.💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Gold Nylon, Teal Nylon, Red Nylon, Ruby Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892330479803,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-COOLAUNT-01.jpg?v=1780294076"},{"product_id":"cool-uncle","title":"COOL UNCLE","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the fun, slightly irresponsible, but undeniably awesome uncle in your life. These socks are for the uncs that give high-fives instead of lectures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Classic Blue Nylon, Bean Navy Nylon, Titanium Nylon, Gold Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892330676411,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-COOLUNCLE-01.jpg?v=1780294227"},{"product_id":"daddy-green-stripe","title":"DADDY - GREEN STRIPE","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to your new socks, DADDY! Skip the chaos and cut to the vibe—these babies say it all, with no added responsibilities. Pairs well with raw sexual magnetism and a self-assured smirk. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Cream Nylon, Boyscout Green Nylon, EV Green Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892330774715,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-DADDY-GREENSTRIPE-01.jpg?v=1780294350"},{"product_id":"everything-hurts-and-im-dying","title":"EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter a long day of bullshit, kick your feet up and relax… These will not only cushion your tired tootsies, they'll even complain for you, too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892333822139,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-EVERYTHINGHURTSANDI_MDYING-01.jpg?v=1780294478"},{"product_id":"favorite-brother","title":"FAVORITE BROTHER","description":"\u003cp\u003eMom said not to pick favorites... These socks are here because you did anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Namaste Blue Cotton with accents of Navy 2 Nylon, Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892344570043,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-FAVORITEBROTHER-01.jpg?v=1780294586"},{"product_id":"favorite-sister","title":"FAVORITE SISTER","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the sister with superior taste (in socks and everything else).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Lilac Cotton with accents of Cardinal Nylon, Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892344897723,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-FAVORITESISTER-01.jpg?v=1780294663"},{"product_id":"freak","title":"FREAK","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoesn't matter if it's money or candy (or some other sweet thang)... if you make it rain, you're Sugar Mama, and you deserve some socks that say as much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, are made in the USA of Purple Cotton with accents of Scuba Blue Nylon, Dark Pink Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892345454779,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-FREAK-01.jpg?v=1780294767"},{"product_id":"friend-of-the-year","title":"FRIEND OF THE YEAR","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who show up, bring snacks, and do a REALLY good job pretending to listen—they deserve these socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Orange Nylon, Yellow Nylon, Charcoal Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892345782459,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-FRIENDOFTHEYEAR-01.jpg?v=1780294872"},{"product_id":"good-in-bed","title":"GOOD IN BED","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes it's best you announce your talents before you even kick off your socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Red Cotton with accents of Nude Nylon, Maroon Nylon, Lt. Orange Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892346044603,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-GOODINBED-01.jpg?v=1780294996"},{"product_id":"good-moms-say-bad-words","title":"GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS","description":"\u003cp\u003eSocks for the matriarch in your life who is doing a really f**king good job. 💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Lucite Green Nylon, Lt. Orange Nylon, Libby Berry Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892346241211,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-GOODMOMSSAYBADWORDS-01.jpg?v=1780295092"},{"product_id":"horny-for-hockey","title":"HORNY FOR HOCKEY","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those who come for the rivalry… and come again thinking about the heat. 🏒 🥅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Black Cotton with accents of Red Nylon, Brass Nylon, Optic White Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892349190331,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-HORNYFORHOCKEY-01.jpg?v=1780295223"},{"product_id":"hot-dad","title":"HOT DAD","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the guy who mows the lawn shirtless and calls it self-care. These socks say what we’re all thinking: Hot. Dad. 🥵\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Bleach White Cotton with accents of Maroon Nylon, Red Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892349878459,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-HOTDAD-01.jpg?v=1780295314"},{"product_id":"i-❤️-matcha","title":"I ❤️ MATCHA","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese socks pair perfectly with quiet mornings and green froth. It only makes sense that something so earthy and energizing would go on your feet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Green Cotton with accents of Ruby Nylon, Lt Grey Nylon, EV Green Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892350173371,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-I_MATCHA-01.jpg?v=1780295407"},{"product_id":"i-like-cats-more-than-people","title":"I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoft, cozy, and brutally honest—these socks let everyone know you prefer feline fellowship. Perfect for lounging, ignoring texts, and collecting just the right amount of fur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Pink 2 Cotton with accents of Brass Nylon, Scuba Blue Nylon, Charcoal Cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892350435515,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-ILIKECATSMORETHANPEOPLE-01.jpg?v=1780295560"},{"product_id":"i-like-dogs-more-than-people","title":"I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you like long walks, couch cuddles, and peeing on hydrants? Then these socks are for you! Let the world see what we all know is 100% accurate: Dogs are more likable than people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Lt. Khaki Cotton with accents of Fuchsia Nylon, Coffee Bean Nylon, Teal Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892350632123,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-ILIKEDOGSMORETHANPEOPLE-01.jpg?v=1780295651"},{"product_id":"id-fuck-me-black","title":"I'D FUCK ME - BLACK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’d fuck me so hard… PUT THE SOCKS IN THE BASKET!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892350861499,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-I_DFUCKME-BLACK-01.jpg?v=1780295750"},{"product_id":"im-too-old-for-this-shit","title":"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoesn't matter if you're 8 or 80, there's some shit you're just too old for... and oldies deserve comfies... so get you some socks and cozy up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Pink 2 Cotton with accents of Denim Nylon, Granite Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892352598203,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-I_mTooOldforThisShit-01.jpg?v=1780295890"},{"product_id":"life-starts-at-fuck-it","title":"LIFE STARTS AT FUCK IT","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe socks you wear when inner peace looks a lot like both middle fingers pointed all the way up! 🖕🤠🖕 Rock bottom is the launch pad, and these socks are the rocket boosters. 🚀🧦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Purple Nylon, Cardinal Nylon, Lt. Orange Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892354433211,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-LIFESTARTSATFUCKIT-01.jpg?v=1780295986"},{"product_id":"mentally-im-at-the-cottage","title":"MENTALLY I'M AT THE COTTAGE","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese socks are for when you “need space” but actually mean a lakeside escape, fueled by fresh air and heated rivalry. 🥵\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Brite Royal Cotton with accents of Optic White Nylon, Cardinal Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892354531515,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-MENTALLYI_MATTHECOTTAGE-01.jpg?v=1780296146"},{"product_id":"not-fluent-in-gen-z","title":"NOT FLUENT IN GEN Z","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese socks announce to the world that you’re very online but also very confused. TL;DR we're cooked, chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Concrete Cotton with accents of Charcoal Nylon, Cardinal Nylon, Cream Nylon. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892358103227,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-NOTFLUENTINGENZ-01.jpg?v=1780296356"},{"product_id":"owner-of-the-worlds-cutest-dog","title":"OWNER OF THE WORLD'S CUTEST DOG","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat’s soft, fuzzy, warm, makes you feel like life is worth living, and looks amazing while doing it? These socks! And also probably your dog 🐶\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Lavender Cotton with accents of Granite Nylon, Lt Grey Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892358529211,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-OWNEROFTHEWORLD_SCUTESTDOG-01.jpg?v=1780296540"},{"product_id":"sexy-bitch","title":"SEXY BITCH","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou should be traipsing around in these if you're the type that doesn’t wait for a compliment — you ARE the compliment. 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Lt. Pink Cotton with accents of Ruby Nylon, Orange Nylon, Black Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892359905467,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-SEXYBITCH-01.jpg?v=1780296659"},{"product_id":"shit-happens","title":"SHIT HAPPENS","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen life throws a shitball (or a whole shitstorm), these socks have your back. Because sometimes, shit just happens—and the best you can do is keep moving forward, one comfy step at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Black Cotton with accents of Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892361248955,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-SHITHAPPENS-01.jpg?v=1780296865"},{"product_id":"taylor-is-my-therapist","title":"TAYLOR IS MY THERAPIST","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's no better way to swiftly process your feelings than to throw on some comfy socks and spend some quality time with Taylor. 💗\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, are made in the USA of Pink 2 Cotton with accents of Yellow 2 Nylon, Columbia Blue Nylon, Ruby Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892363346107,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-TAYLORISMYTHERAPIST-01.jpg?v=1780297098"},{"product_id":"theres-no-taste-like-bad-taste","title":"THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE","description":"\u003cp\u003eBad taste, good socks. These socks are a tribute to your questionable excellence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Black Cotton with accents of Red Nylon, Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892364132539,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-THERE_SNOTASTELIKEBADTASTE-01.jpg?v=1780297181"},{"product_id":"vinyl-snob","title":"VINYL SNOB","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou can always tell when someone can hear the difference between a cheap Mp3 and the real thing (because they tell you).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Black Cotton with accents of Teal Nylon, Rust Nylon, Cream Nylon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GUMBALL POODLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47892364230843,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0517\/0341\/4971\/files\/GUMBALLPOODLE-VINYLSNOB-01.jpg?v=1780297270"}],"url":"https:\/\/bizarromarket.mom\/collections\/gumball-poodle.oembed","provider":"Bizarro Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}